Nudist Valentines

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Remember when you were a kid, and whenever February would roll around and we would make those little envelopes out of construction paper, hang them off the edge of our desks, and then when that special day came everyone would walk around and drop those little paper valentines into the envelopes? What a great way for kids to learn that life is unfair.

Now you can recapture that feeling with these special valentines, made just for you to give to that nudist girl you’ve got a crush on. Print ‘em out, put ‘em in a little envelope, and it’ll be just like your’e in second grade all over again. And no, I’m not paying your therapy bills.